It's All Random

write a description about ur family doctor"-was my English assignment!

2011-05-01T04:47:00.000-07:00

AND HERE WAS MY ANSWER~grade it guys!

Mr. William is my family doctor. Nobody can really tell that he is a doctor at a first sight! We, he looks really young for his age I have to say. To a man like 30 year old looking like 25, what would you say? Also his lush blond hair are so silky, add a great charm to his chocolate brown eyes.Its all just perfect. his smile, sue me if I miss that, is just one of those you wish you had. He fair as vanilla.Besides possessing good looks he sure is a great doctor and the one you could actually call "The Superman" if the diseases are the bad guys.
But what I don't like about him is that even though he has a one in a million smile, he never really tends to put it in use! He is like one of those strict teachers that we children see in devil's costume when in sight and do our best to get out of their way before they tick us. He is nothing what his looks suggests you.Discipline, punctuality, seriousness is his style. Humour is like a whole new language to him and the one he will never be able to learn. Mischievousness is something you wouldn't want to be try doing in his presence.
But besides all that he is a clear hearted and a loving person. the one who will take extreme care of his patients and make sure they are at their best!

(MR. WILLIAM IS AN UNREAL PERSON....SO YEA I AM NOT CRUSHING ON A 30YRD OLD DOCTOR WHOM I CLAM TO BE A PART OF MY FAMILY----NOBODY DARE TEASES ME WITH THIS ONE!)

Are U A Lazy Bug!!

2011-02-15T06:34:00.000-08:00

Are you in the mood to work Today?

And
tomorrow?

And the day after
?

And next week
?

And next month ?

Me TOO
!!
Lets party
:
Yeah ........AAHAN..OO YEAH..AAHAN!!

***!!!WE LAZY ASSES!!!***

!!FunKy MoviE QuoTes!!

2011-02-14T06:44:00.000-08:00

Bizu: [referring to Gluant] "And now he's pushing up the daisies."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "He is not 'pushing up the daisies,' he is DEAD!"
Bizu: [glares] "It's an idiom!"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "You, sir, are the idiom." - The Pink Panther

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" - Airplane

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." - Knocked Up

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now." - The Jerk

"Lord...whatever I've done to piss you off...if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation." - Maverick

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas… Except for herpes. That shit will come back with you." - Hangover

"It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy." - My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

"Ah. Introduce people with thoughtful details. Perpetua, this is Mark Darcy. Mark is a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel raced ex-wife. Perpetua is a fat-ass old bag who spends her time bossing me around." - Bridget Jones's Diary (2001).

"You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die." - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007).

"You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or something." The Cable Guy (1996)

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!"
Shrek (2001)

"My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication."
Bridget Jone's Diary (2001)

"Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!"
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

"Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice."
Horse Feathers (1932)

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Airplane (1980)

"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
Love and Death (1975)

"Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!"
The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert (1994)

"I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have."
Arthur (1981)

"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."
Sgt. Bilko (1996)

"I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?."
Nacho Libre (2006)

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."
Knocked Up (2007)

"I am pregnant. I'm not even going to ask what you men are doing out here in your matching pajamas, by the way."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

"My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
The Waterboy (1998)

"Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of."
Citizen Kane (1941)

"I don't have to take this abuse from you; I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
Ghostbusters (1984)

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now."
The Jerk (1979)

Dean Winchester-SUPERNATURAL!!

2011-02-14T05:01:00.000-08:00

	DEAN WINCHESTER ON SUPERNATURAL
Jensen Ackles staring as Dean Winchester


Date of birth:	24 January 1979
Place of birth:	Lawrence, Kansas
Date of death:	May 2, 2008 (Age 29)
Date resurrected:	September 18, 2008 (according to newspaper he picks up in Lazarus Rising)
Height:	6'1" (6'3" according to the mug shots in Folsom Prison Blues).
Weight:	175 lbs
Hair:	brown
Eyes:	green
Occupation:	hunter, con artist
Specialities: Cars:	Combat, Hunting, Driving 1967 Chevy Impala 1972 AMC Gremlin (4.03) 1976 Dodge Aspen (2.14) 1987 Dodge Caravan (2.02)

2011-02-13T04:51:00.000-08:00

Dean Winchester | Season One

When Dean was four years old, his mother Mary was killed in his younger brother Sam's bedroom. Twenty-two years later, the Demon responsible for their mother's death kills Sam's girlfriend, Jessica Moore. Together, Dean and Sam go on a road trip to fend off supernatura

l creatures and search for their father, John, who occasionally leaves new missions for them to complete.

Early in the season "Skin", Dean and Sam battle a shape shifter responsible for a string of brutal murders in the St. Louis, MO area. During the course of the episode, the shape shifter assumes Dean's form, causing police to believe that Dean is responsible for the murders. However, Dean kills the shape shifter while it is still in his form, and the authorities officially declare him dead.

In the last episode of this season "The Demon" possessed Dean's father in an attempt to get The Colt for his own. After Dean realizes this, "The Demon" pins him and Sam to a wall and reveals that John favors Sam over Dean. the demon also tells Dean that he was responsible for sending his children back to hell, after Dean makes a sarcastic remark about the situation, the demon tortures him, Dean pleads for his fathers help before losing consciousness. Sam manages to get free and shoots the demon/John in the leg, releasing the demon from Johns body.

The season finale concluded with Sam, Dean, and John escaping from a clash with "The Demon" in Salvation, Iowa. While Sam was driving to a hospital after Dean and John were injured, a demonically possessed driver drove his truck into the Impala, causing massive damage to the car and the Winchesters inside.

maann..i didnt know pepsi could do that!!

2011-02-12T11:28:00.000-08:00

watch this n u'll never dare to have pepsi again watch this n u'll never dare to have pepsi again

notices-

watch it on FULL SCREEN MODE..or its not worth watching

MUST WATCH

if u dont see worms, GO A LITTLE CLOSE TO THE SCREEN!!...

DO REPLY back..telling me that r u gonna have pepsi again or not?......

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Lady GaGa: Fashion Disaster

2011-01-18T09:24:00.000-08:00

Oh My God! What has Lady Gaga done?!
Poor Kermit! Where's PETA?!

Lady Gaga practiced her ever-so-strange sense of style at an interview a German TV channel.
I know she's always bold and kinda eccentric in what she wears and that's one of the things that makes her stand out, but wearing a whole outfit made of Kermit The Frog dolls! Poor Kermit!

What's the statement she wants to convey with this? What's the message behind it?
Stuffed frogs reflect the real me?!

What will she wear next?!

Do you see this as a fashion disaster? If not, could you explain to me, why?!

Check out this photo of Lady Gaga as she arrived at an event in New York.
Lady Gaga accepted the 'Rising Star' award at the Billboard's fourth annual Women in Music event.
What is that thing she's wearing?!
There are so many things to be shocked by; the frocks of hair everywhere, or the see through purple material?!
What do you think?

Lady Gaga has done it again....following the crazy Kermit coat and elephant hairstyle she has now turned heads by stepping out in a scary birdman outfit!

The kooky singer hit the red carpet for MTV Music Video Awards last night in this disturbing feather-covered get-up complete with gold face mask.

Gaga accessorised the floor length corset dress with a wide rimmed black hat and huge feather collar for a true circus freak look.

We know Lady Gaga has an 'individual' style and we praise her for her brave fashion tastes but this spooky creation is taking things a little too far for our liking.

Here’s a pics of Lady Gaga showing off her new hairdo for her appropriately titled music video ‘Telephone’. Let’s hope that’s her psychiatrist on the other end of the line!

You have to hand it to Lady Gaga for taking fashion risks and oftentimes coming out looking uniquely chic and fantastic, but this getup is wrong on so many levels.

i know she has done even more worst dressing....

Justin Fucked Up Bieber Is Not Laeving My Bbf's Ass

2011-01-12T01:12:00.000-08:00

Well...My BFF Ankolika and i are bieber haters.....coz
(1). he totally look like a girl..u want a proof--well here u go

(2)He is lame as a guy, and makes his own fun in the crowd n doesn't even realizes it, in other words he is a dork!

(3). He seems to be a faggot n sorry but i cant help it if i like straight guys!! Well i dont wanna destroy my reputation!!

(4) His tweets are lamer everyday!!
(5)He flirts with woman almost him mom's age

(6) His sounds like a chick

(7) i mean c'mon he is girlier than me..!! this is a shame to the girls community..!!LMFAO

Sorry i 4got to mention the real reason of this post!!--well so ankolika n i r definitely NOT following Justin Bieber on twitter...a few minutes ago ankolika opened her account n found out that he twitter is following JB n got a mini heart attack!! N that what she wrote on FB "How is MY Twitter following "Justin Bieber"????

OMG! Someone hacked!!! :O" n asked me if i did it. thats what i wrote " NOOO....i wouldnt even do it to my worst enemy...i am not that cruel"+" it(her twitter account) needs medication..!!give it somemore of miley n selena...maby he'll then gather his wits!!"

Man this song is stuck in my head!!

2011-01-10T02:43:00.000-08:00

some times even the worst song is stuck up in ur head like hell n u just can't stop putting it in your anytime list....well my nightmare song right now is pocket full of sunshine i know...terrible!!

well i got a pocket, got a pocker full of sunshine....blah blah blah...aagggg!!

funny scenes from a few movies i remember

2011-01-09T09:03:00.003-08:00

THE PROPOSAL

BRIDE WARS

EASY A

VAN WILDER FRESHMEN'S YEAR

MARLEY AND ME

some cool, weird n funky stuff!!

2011-01-09T07:15:00.000-08:00

they r dude with girly squeaky voices jumping like bees have attacked their asses but they r not able to cry because they've smelled laughing gas! hehe

the dude is a fucking genius n awesome painter definitely !! CREAWESOME!! (creative-awesome)

HIMYM- Barney said WHHAAAT?

2011-01-09T03:49:00.000-08:00

"It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!"

Chastising Ted for waiting to have sex with a woman: “The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.”

Explaining his strategy for Halloween parties: “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”

First explaining to Marshall about his unique qualities: “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

Describing the simplicity of running a marathon: “Step one, you start running. There is no step two.”

Barney, describing his brother: “He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!”
Lily: “He's exactly like Barney.”
Barney: “That's what I just said.”

Reminiscing about his first sexual experience: “That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.”

Barney: "In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland."

Barney: "You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story."

Barney: "Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get 'em, tiger!"

"God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me."

I am talking about the crazy/ hot scale. You see according the the scale a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot. This is where the chart comes in…

Check this site out if ur a fan of barney stinson:
www.beawesomeinstead.com
http://barneysblog.livejournal.com/

MY FUCKIN BEST FRND IS A BITCH

2011-01-09T00:06:00.000-08:00

MY BLOODY BEST FRIEND THINKS MY BLOG IS A DEEP SHIT...n she said "Ppl like U do not exist" but i heard that she said "ppl like me do not agjust" so then i commented back "ppl like me A-d-j-u-s-t comfortably" but then she interrupted again n said "ppl like me do not exist" but time i heard that "u don't exist" so i replied "i think i hav a birth certificate lying somewhere in my closet so that perfectly proves that do exist" n then she shouted that "PPL LIKE U DO NOT EXIST" N THEN I FORTUNATELY HEARD CORRECTED N SO i replied that "Noooo Virgos do exist"...n out chat continued on phone!!

Six Undisputable Truths

2011-01-08T21:13:00.000-08:00

Six
Indisputable Truths

Very very interesting, scientifically
proven.................

Six Truths in
Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and
look up at the ceiling at the
same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an
idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed
company.
You now have 2
options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone's
face today....

INCEPTION

2011-01-07T03:07:00.000-08:00

PLOT
Corporate spy-for-hire Dom Cobb (DiCaprio) steals ideas in dreams, but then he's hired to achieve the impossible: "inception" - planting an idea in the mind of a target. If he succeeds, he can see his estranged children. If he fails, he'll be trapped forever.
CASTE
It is tough to assemble a cast as diverse and talented as Christopher Nolan’s Inception. With six Oscar-nominated actors and two Golden Globe nominees, the cast is complete with renowned performers and icons of tomorrow. In fact, almost every level of the film has an Oscar nominee behind it.

REVIEW
"Inception" is an excellent and breathtaking movie that may be one of the only films released so far during the Summer of 2010 that lives up to its hype. It is a nearly perfect and highly original film that holds your attention until the credits roll. The less you know about this movie going in, the more you will be entranced by seeing it.The special effects in this film were also very good, which is amazing considering their simplicity compared to the "Matrix" movies. There are slow-motion shots, but no impossible kung fu fighting sequences. It's especially interesting when the film gets into the architecture of certain dreams, and impossible sequences are filmed in a way I've never seen other than in drawings.And how can I not mention Leonardo DiCaprio who is seen as Cobb in the movie. His work in the movie gave me chills. And then there are mailny Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ellen Page who were also excellent i must say.
There are many twists and turns in this film, but Nolan never loses his focus in the process of telling the story. If Nolan does not get nominated for Best Director and/or Best Original Screenplay next Oscar season, there is something terribly wrong with the Academy.
That being said, there was still a lot about this film I still don't get, and may require multiple viewings to better understand. It's an incredibly entertaining movie, but it also makes you think and continues to do so after you leave the theater.

TRAILER:--

A few QUOTES from the movie:-

Cobb:Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.

Cobb: The seed that we planted in this man's mind may change everything.

Mal: You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.

Fischer: [handing his abductors his wallet] There's five hundred dollars in there. And the wallet's worth more than that.

Ariadne: I guess I thought the dream-space would be all about the visual, but it's more about the feeling. My question is what happens when you start messing with the physics of it.

Eames: Thank you. Now we're trapped in Fischer's mind battling his own private army and if we get killed we'll be lost in limbo till our brains turn into scrambled egg.

EVERYTHING A VIRGO IS

2011-01-05T18:17:00.000-08:00

!GENERAL!
Virgos are not social butterflies, these people are much comfortable with cleaning up the party rather than enjoying it.Never ask a #Virgo for an "honest" opinion, unless you are really prepared for the answer.Virgos constantly strive for perfection, therefore they mentally criticize whatever they see.Virgos like to constantly keep themselves busy. It distracts them from thinking too much.Virgos can be over-critical, blunt, stand-off ish, and skeptical. Despite these faults, Virgos are helpful, reliable, and modest peopleVirgos are usually work-aholics.Virgos love to analyze and solve complicated problems. They have an eye for detail and often neglect the overall issues.Virgos may sometimes move without warning as if they must escape from everyone around them.Many people can see Virgos as being self-consumed.

Virgo men are stylish men with gentle souls and much charm.The Virgo woman has discreet charm. She is intelligent, thoughtful, and careful about her grooming.Virgo individuals may not be the most romantic, but they offer their whole heart.Virgos are not naturally competitive. These people lack self-confidence and in life to achieve great goals they may need a push.
!SEX LIFE!
Virgos may prefer to participate in the act of voyeurism, rather than the act of sex itself.Virgos are insatiably curious about sex, although many don't take their curiosity much beyond fantasy.Virgo sex may consist of a great amount of physical and very little mental stimulation.A Virgo man may have a high sex drive. Their hidden passion will let loose in the sack and leave you wanting more..A Virgo can be very adaptable, giving, attentive, and sensual lovers. They aim to please, and are sastified when you are satisfied.The best sex with a Virgo may occur in a shower...no mess to clean!Virgos like to push boundaries in the bedroom. They are kinky, naughty & experimental. Most will even try anything once..#Virgos make great sexual partners for these people love to learn new things. They will go out the way to ensure their lover is sastified.
!RULES TO BE FOLLOWED WHILE DATING A VIRGO!
Rule #1: Be CLEAN! Virgos hate dirt, these are the people who will notice the dirt under your nails and will be instantly turned off!
Rule #2: When dating a Virgo: Be intelligent or at least pretend to be..! Virgos will be impressed with your intelligent speaking nd good grammar.
Rule #3 when dating a #Virgo: Don't take their criticism to the heart! Remember Virgos only criticize the people they wnt the best for.
Rule #4: b ready 2 settle down! Virgos are relationship people, they are not comfortable with being flings.
Rule #5 when dating a Virgo: Be aggressive! Virgos are shy themselves, they attract their opposites and aggressiveness is attractive to them
Rule #6: Be a great lover! We all know Virgos are critical so don't climb in bed with one unless u know your stuff! Or you may climb out in tears!
Rule#7 when dating a Virgo: Be ambitious! Virgos are attracted to successful and driven ppl much like themselves.
Rule#8 when dating a #Virgo: Be well dressed! Virgos like to keep themselves neat and they expect the same from their partner.
Rule #9: when dating a #Virgo: Be the initiator! Virgos are too shy to make the first move, but will be comfortable with flirting once it is initiated first.
Rule #10: Be patient, Virgos have a hard time relaxing and trusting others.

SOURCE: twitter-TheDailyVirgo

the funniest knockouts ever!!

2011-01-03T10:12:00.001-08:00

Do u think its true that wrestlers r wrestlers coz thay have less brains. Well the following videos will give u a brief proof of wrestlers really having a brain of a size equal to a peanut or even smaller. Or u could say that they might be having a brain of full size but where the normal people use it like 10% or more they use it like 0.001% or less:

dialogues that could suit the situation:
show off one: o yeah, look at me, c'mon c'mon...can some one do that BUT me!..yeah..i can't hear you guys..louder louder
the cool dude: okaayyy..! can we fight now..?
show off one: I AM THE BEST..OH YEAH
the cool dude: c'mon lets start now...i've got other stuff to do ALSO!!
show off one: woohhoooo!!
the cool dude: i am done <SMACK>(the show off dude lying on the floor) awesomeeee!! yeah
the crowd goes crazy!!!!!!!!

And we call these guys trained...well if that was the depiction of how kinder-gardeners knock out each other n i couldn't give a better description

that dude got knocked out but i think he was sent in his dreamland in which he is a little soilder of his country..n is chearing "Go Africa" "Go Africa" "Go Africa"..yeahhhh!!!

**IF U'VE GOT SOME MORE FUNNIER STUFF, MAIL ME AT fabvirgo@gmail.com adiós**