!!FunKy MoviE QuoTes!!

Bizu: [referring to Gluant] "And now he's pushing up the daisies."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "He is not 'pushing up the daisies,' he is DEAD!"
Bizu: [glares] "It's an idiom!"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "You, sir, are the idiom." - The Pink Panther

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" - Airplane 

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." - Knocked Up

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now." - The Jerk

"Lord...whatever I've done to piss you off...if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation." - Maverick

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas… Except for herpes. That shit will come back with you." - Hangover


"It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy." - My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)


"Ah. Introduce people with thoughtful details. Perpetua, this is Mark Darcy. Mark is a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel raced ex-wife. Perpetua is a fat-ass old bag who spends her time bossing me around." - Bridget Jones's Diary (2001).

"You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die." - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007).


"You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or something." The Cable Guy (1996)

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!"
Shrek (2001)

"My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication."
Bridget Jone's Diary (2001)


"Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!"
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

"Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice."
Horse Feathers (1932)

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Airplane (1980)

"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
Love and Death (1975)

"Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!"
The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert (1994)


"I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have."
Arthur (1981)

"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."
Sgt. Bilko (1996)

"I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?."
Nacho Libre (2006)

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."
Knocked Up (2007)

"I am pregnant. I'm not even going to ask what you men are doing out here in your matching pajamas, by the way."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)




"My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
The Waterboy (1998)

"Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of." 
Citizen Kane (1941)

"I don't have to take this abuse from you; I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me." 
Ghostbusters (1984)

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now."
The Jerk (1979)